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Natural Testosterone Booster: Owning Your Manhood
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MEN’S HEALTH TALK

Owning your manhood is the best natural testosterone booster money can’t buy.  But how?  Well first you have to readjust your thinking about manhood.  

The best all-natural testosterone booster men, is a woman.  And some guys will do anything to get that ultimate testosterone boost:

  • Date a woman half their age…
  • Pretend to be vegan at Coachella to date a woman half their age…
  • Or give up on trying to date a woman half their age and go buy a BIG TRUCK…

A truck is like a phallic symbol on wheels to a guy.  You ever noticed how AMPED up a guy is driving a truck.  “Hell YEAH! I’m driving a truck! Eat my mud flaps hybrids.”

Give a guy an 18 wheeler and he’s like a crack addict at an all-you-can tweaker buffet.

NATURAL TESTOSTERONE BOOSTER

A truck is a natural testosterone booster like none other.  All it takes is one hit of the gas pedal. The next thing you know the guy’s flying high on octane. 

“YEAH! Eastbound and down you sons-a-bitches. Who wants to go bootlegging?”  

“Bro the liquor store’s right around the corner, chill.”

HOT BABE versus HOT TRUCK

You put a Hot Babe next to a Hot Pretty Red Truck, that guy’s got a decision to make:

“I’ll get more mileage out of the truck.”

“She’s gonna want me to buy her stuff.”

Natural Testosterone Booster Tiffany Toth is featured with Ed Roth’s 1956 Ford F100 that was recently restored by Dave Shuten of Galpin Speed Shop.

“The truck just wants an off-road lift kit, a hunting kit, and a fresh pair of all-terrain tires every couple years depending on how often I’m gone enjoying the great outdoors.  

“I’m getting a natural testosterone booster just thinking about it. 

“And then there’s $500 hundred a month on gas, not to mention washing, waxing and detailing.  Plus my dog’s got his needs. And then I like to run down to the liquor store for a six-pack and maybe stop by Barry’s cause he’s always got something hot off the grill.”

“Maybe if the hot babe came with mud flaps and a dog I might be interested.”

“I don’t know though…she is a pretty red truck, and she comes fully loaded.  Maybe I’ll just take her for a test drive and see how she handles.”

“The hot babe is kinda nice though too.  But she looks like she comes fully loaded with Gin and Tonic. That’s a bad break up just waiting to happen.”

“HEY!  Last Call for alcohol, get off my truck.  You’re getting your greasy desperation all over it.”

If women came with a tailgate and a 100,000 mile bumper to bumper warranty men would listen to every word they said.

MEN’S HEALTH

The most important thing to a man’s health is a healthy bicep, and a healthy erection.  The two go hand in hand.

Because what good is a hot babe if you aren’t strong enough to hoist her up for a quickie?

“Maybe we can just cuddle and spoon our way into this.”

And what good is a pretty red truck if your hot babe has to hoist you up in it?

Might as well be driving a hybrid with your therapist. 

“My therapist is kinda hot, but she’s way out of my league.  Cause she knows all my weaknesses. I’d have to buy a boat, a motorcycle, and a horse just to impress her.  And then she’d probably just leave me and take the horse.”

I’m better off with going into debt on the truck.  Less disappointment and low barriers to entry”

CONCLUSION

There are endless resources for men’s health.  What you’ll find within these resources is a central theme which could be simply titled “The Quest for Erection: The Uplifting Saga of Man and His Boner.” 

From the countless NATURAL VIAGRA diets, foods that cure erectile dysfunction, home remedies for erectile dysfunction, and NATURAL TESTOSTERONE BOOSTER recipes you’d swear the only thing on a man’s mind is an erection.  I thought all men ever thought about was sex?

Maybe the erectile dysfunction is all in their head, brought on by the fear of performance anxiety from binge-watching porn til the Vaseline jar runs dry.

Or maybe it’s the pressure of living up to an age-old ideologies about “manhood.”

Just because a guy is better with a computer than a carburetor doesn’t make him any less of a man.

And what if a guy prefers 5 Ways to Become a Master Bargain Hunter versus 5 Tips for Solo Pheasant Hunting?

Real Men Come In All Shapes of Testosterone

Any guy who’s been in a room full of men knows we come in all forms of manhood from GI Joe to Average Joe.  Both are “real men.”

You don’t have to be a G.I. Joe to be a “real man.” But it doesn’t hurt.

The Average Joe is a guy we can all count on.

What makes a man a “man” is owning his manhood.  Not trying to live up to an ideology about manhood.

Here’s a dirty little secret.  Most men aren’t womanizers out to sow their oats.  Most men just want to be a good guy with a nice girl.  And the pressure gets in their head about being the man they’ve always wanted to be versus being the man who scores chicks.  That pressure leads to fears, anxieties, and insecurities. The next thing you know the guy’s afraid to be with a woman because he doesn’t actually know how or who he’s supposed to be with a woman.  And is this even the woman he wants to be with? Or is she just another ideology that he thinks he’s supposed to devote his life to?

Cue erectile dysfunction.

The cure to erectile dysfunction isn’t the 9 Best Homemade Testosterone Smoothies or Natural Viagra.

It’s been getting out of their head about the kind of man they’re supposed to be.  And just being the man they’ve always wanted to be (Dungeons & Dragons optional).

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